ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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