Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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