dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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