you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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