he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
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We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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