Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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