Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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