no. you can't hotbox the world.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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