How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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