So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
this is an emotional support booty call
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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