i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Randomize