So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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