Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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