I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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