There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
