Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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