Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
two words: eviction party
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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