If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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