I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
lol hangovers are for mortals.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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