Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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