why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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