Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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