420 ftw
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
