We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
