the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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