well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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