I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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