only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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