Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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