Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize
