So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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