I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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