Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
My balls are so social today.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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