You're my little dorito
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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