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She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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