More tranny stories later!
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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