this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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