In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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