Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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