Pants 0. Shit 1.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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