You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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