At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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