i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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