Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Define "chronic" masturbator.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
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SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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