Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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