i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
But break dance skills will only take you so far
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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