Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
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I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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