best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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