I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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