why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I need to calm my uterus...
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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