dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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