I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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