I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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